1.NTV reporter: '.....Kazini was killed by a hit on the head with a 2mm metal bar...'
Pardon me,mister..isnt 2mm about that ' ' wide? wat r we living in? zion?
-i wish all othr suspects wd also b quickly processed n not left to rot on remand.
2.A friend of mine mentioned dat guys mek d best hairdressers...
Meks sense,d inborn rivalry among babes cant permit them to do anything dat would mek their rival stand out,hence the burnt in d drier storiz(yeah,even i have heard thoz). Guys,on the other hand, love to look at nyc looking babes.
3.Uganda Waragi,the SPIRIT dat binds us!!?? seems to me like d devil was behind dat tag line....Be loosed in the name of JESUS!
4.Then thrz d radio one...'Dancing yo soul to eternity'...can literally hia d evil laugh. think on that next time u nod yo head to church heathen n dog si natas n...Lord help us,help mi!!
5.Wen u col me n instead of focusing on u, i throw my hot babe in yo face, tek a hint! i'm actually not complaining wen i se she is God's definition of beautiful. She beat u 2 me n am ecstatic abt that...move on n hope u find anthr like me(tok of a wild goose chase)
6.d arse(bleep) is an exit
7.Nigerian movies r called so 4 a reason....lets leave them thr!
8.At Kazini's(dude has d lol-est nem given d circumstances of his death) requiem mass,Sevo was referred to as d chief mourner! i bet even d wife was feeling sori 4 him 4 his loss
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