looks vs heart

'I know she's not much of a looker but once u knw her, u cant let her go.' 'The problem is dat u guys concentrate more on the looks n not d heart,' he adds in a self righteous tone.
Way to go, bruv...but let's agree to disagree on this one n fault me not for not being God, who can c d heart right away. Riddle me this tho, wen u c ha for the 1st tym, do u notice wat shade of black ha heart is? How do u find out that d heart is pretty?..... allow me to rephrase....wat draws u to say hello?
Is it not the fair skin, toned legs, pure seduction scent,etc? As i was growing up, my dad shared with me 5 fundamentals....allow me to pass them on. He said, 'If u bring home a gal as a wife to be, make sure she:
1. looks hot
2. is born again
3. isn't blonde
4. is hard working
5. isn't broke
n yeah, was in that order.
U c, tis not abt u having angel Gabriel's heart but look like a friend of mine's big toe, think that 'cobra' is d new old spice, have bows that van persie would b jealous of, etc
Tis not about u having d best motherly instincts n the most encouraging words to say n...
Yes, thoz do count...but tis also abt me holding my head up high wit u in my arm at a cocktail party, abt me not walking on the othr side of the road yet we are going to d sem destination n telling u i,m doing it so i can check u out n u buying d excuse, tis abt introducing u 2 my pals n have them shoot themselvz for failing to get thru to u....i cd go on
So my friend, d heart should b beautifully wrapped in a desirable package lest i am not inclined to saying hello n getting her number.
Make sense?
In a nut-shell, it helps to b Joan Murungi ....'nuf said