In case u thought u had better things to do and missed the spectacle!

But first, the main points:
-Messi 4 - 1 Arsenal
-Gunners Messi-ed up
-Barca send Messi-age
-No(u) camp-ing for gunners
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Bendtner goal (19) - i don't recall what foot he used
Messi goal (21) - left foot
Messi goal (37) - right foot
Messi goal (42) - left foot
Messi goal (88) - left foot
Messi goal - just kidding
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Aha.. abasajja batambuza akapiira,ekisaawe kiringa ekyewunzise..(Mr. Thomas Sekawungu - 2010)

The commentary,though, was d icing on d cake:

At half time...'this is when we normally tell u to stick around for an explosive 2nd half. wel, stick around, barcelona is playing'

The music director was also at d top of his game. just before the restart,black eyed peas' 'i've got a feeling' played in d stadium.

More from the commentator:
-It's quite tiring to play without the ball, probably the worst tie for arsenal.
-Arsenal chasing shadows,they have neva won a European title and now Barca using arsenal to prepare for the el classico
-Arsenal haven't won a trophy since 2005 n now barca making sure it stays that way.
-Messi has developed a dangerous habit of making defenders look ordinary, look at how easily he turns Vermalaen
-My word,bow down before king Messi
-And Messi sticks it between almunia's legs just to remind arsenal that they could have scored many more if they wanted to
...

causes one to wonder why sylvestre was being benched in ManUtd..but hey, d professor knows best
Man of the match for arsenal - Gael Clichy
Man of the match for barcelona - __________ fill in d blank rachael (she's my 3yr old niece)

In Wenger we trust!