Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Let's end this
Three people are being held in connection with the kidnap and murder of the boy, a son to Sven Karekaho of the Uganda Revenue Authority and Naome Karekaho, the spokesperson of the environment watchdog, NEMA.
The family was too devastated by the murder.
If this doesn't break your heart, i don't know what will! Allow me, therefore, to suggest possible ways of proceeding that will not only ensure that the suspects give up credible info but will also send a stern message to would be copycats.
Warning: Some methods suggested in this post are likely to offend those sensitive to images of pain and blood
1. The Hand Saw: straight down the line brutality
This cheap but effective two-man torture method was used to cut people in half throughout the Middle Ages, with those accused of adultery and blasphemy among the many who felt the Saw’s teeth bite. In Russia it seems to have been a favourite with judges for witches impregnated by “nightmare devils” or even by Satan himself. Now there’s an argument in favour of contraception.
2.The Guided Cradle: intruding where it really hurts
Some theories suggest the idea was to stretch and slowly impale the victim, with weights perhaps added to their legs. Others reckon the emphasis lay on hoisting and repeatedly lowering the victim onto the tip, varying the pressure while keeping them awake – hence its other name: the Vigil. Either way, it was pretty near unbearable. Apparently originally designed to get people to talk without causing undue injury and breakage of bones, it could still easily break the skin – while also leaving a few mental scars – and was potentially fatal. Heard enough?
3.Lead sprinkler
4.The Wheel
The Wheel is more like an execution device, but the hours before actual death is excruciating. The victim is tied to the side of the wheel, then gets every bone in his body shattered one by one by an executioner using a hammer or an iron bar. Victims of this form of torture often took hours, or even days to die. Some were “fortunate” enough to be granted “mercy”, in the form of fatal blows to the chest or stomach.
5.Revolving Drum
6.Rat Torture
7. GOLOLA!
.....Please feel free to suggest any more results oriented methods that i may have missed.
Friday, June 18, 2010
National prayers set for Sunday
The President said in a statement that while God has blessed the country with peace, security, democracy and economic growth, Ugandans are indulging in immoral acts that might lead to God’s furry. He cited corruption, sexual perversion, human sacrifice and witchcraft as some of the immoral acts rampant these days.
Being the Christian that i am, i know for certain that the prayer of a RIGHTEOUS man yields much. (that's if you are praying to the one and only true God)
But i also know that God works through us to do His work on earth. A friend once told a story of how she prayed day in and out for God to deal with her itchy scalp. One day after her prayer session, God told her to wash it!
I believe in prayer, but i also believe in not ignoring reports by commissions of inquiry,...
Oh Uganda, may God uphold thee
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Kiboko Squad whips Besigye
The incident occurred at Clock Tower Playground where his supporters had gathered for a second rally after the first one failed when the police cordoned off the Railway ground where it was scheduled to take place.
It took about five minutes for FDC youth league members; Michael Kabaziguruka, Francis Mwijukye, Frank Atukunda and Sam Mugumya to rescue Dr Besigye. He would later say that Inspector General of Police, Maj. Gen. Kale Kayihura, issued the order for him to beaten. “Beating me means nothing because I am ready to die if that is the only way of saving this country,” Dr Besigye said. “We shall die rather than live under a terrorist regime.”
...This 'kiboko' squad made an appearance a few years back but the police denied awareness of their existence. What bothers me is how the always conveniently show up on behalf of the police.
(in Besigye's accent)..Kaihura! Kaihura!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Student suspended for flashing ‘V’ sign at Museveni rally
A student of Sebei College, Tegeres in Kapchorwa has been expelled indefinitely from school for allegedly flashing the “V” sign, a presumed opposition symbol, in full view of President Museveni. Joshua Wambede, a Senior Two student, allegedly made the sign as President Museveni toured the school and took pictures with students. “This angered many officials at this function and has been viewed as a sign of indiscipline on the side of a student,” headmaster Fredrick Chesang Sindet wrote in a June 7 letter to the boy’s parents. “He has therefore been suspended indefinitely pending the decision of the Board of Governors,” Mr Sindet wrote. Mr Museveni visited the school on Sunday as part of his Bonna Baggagawale popularisation tour in the far eastern district. The boy’s mother, Ms Norah Muduli, said the school had no reason to dismiss her son. “I feel so disappointed and depressed that my son had to be sent away from school for such a reason,” a sobbing Ms Muduli told Daily Monitor yesterday. “When I visited the school this morning, the entire administration was hostile towards me. The headmaster and teachers were abusive and disrespectful,” she said. ...i thought we were living in a democracy. Your excellency, please respond. | ||
VP Bukenya, Kutesa face Chogm charges
Among those featuring on Mr Richard Buteera’s list are Vice President Gilbert Bukenya, Mr Sam Kutesa (Foreign Affairs), Mr John Nasasira (Works), Mr Isaac Musumba (regional cooperation) and Mr Khidu Makubuya (Attorney General).
......Just as i was starting to get excited, it hit me that something wasn't right. I read on for my asnwer...
Security Minister Amama Mbabazi, who was mentioned in the Chogm report by Parliament, however, is not listed in the DPP’s letter.
.......Hmmmm. Someone, please expain this - i may be having a blonde morning
Briton arrested for phone theft
A BRITON claiming to be hard up on Wednesday narrowly survived a mob after he grabbed a sleek cell phone from a Kampala city shop and ran away. Wearing a black shirt, matching trousers and white shoes, Robert Hobson, 55, a retired British Airways engineer, walked to a shop and asked for a phone. “He asked the attendants if they had a BlackBerry phone that would enable him access the Internet,” Monday Johnson Agaba, the Central Police Station crime chief, told The New Vision. The shop, Nokia Phones, is located on Kirumira Towers on William Street in Kampala. An attendant, Barbara Ruth Sseruga, handed Hobson the BlackBerry phone worth sh450,000. “As soon as the attendants handed him the phone, he walked out of the shop without paying for it,” Agaba stated. He hurried out of the building but Sseruga and colleagues made an alarm as they chased the haggard-looking Hobson. He was cornered near Radio One on Dastur Street. The man appeared before the Buganda Road magistrate, Matthias Tumwijuke, and pleaded guilty and was given a caution. Caution,really? I bet you that if it were a Ugandan, he would have been roughed up and placed in the back of a police patrol truck and would have to endure kicks from police boots enroute to remand. Shouldn't this guy have been remanded then deported: That's what they would have done back in his land | ||
Museveni, Kikwete for Nyerere sainthood
The two presidents yesterday attended a special service for Nyerere at the Namugongo Martyrs’ Shrine and testified to his goodness, which they said should qualify him for sainthood.
“I am a witness to Nyerere’s devotion. The Bible is clear. It says we shall know them by their fruits not by their words. Tanzania is a country of Christians, Muslims and animists but Mwalimu (Nyerere) was able to unite them by demonstrating that they are all children of God,” Museveni said. ........Will the same be said about you, Mr. President?
“We should continue praying that Nyerere reaches the next stage of being declared blessed of God, and then saint,” he said. ........Transfer this zeal to the fight against corruption
All those in favour of Saint Museveni say aye....
..was that a pin drop?
68% want Museveni to quit in 2011
Ugandans are generally satisfied with the way President Museveni has led the country but almost seven out of every 10 citizens say he should not seek re-election in 2011, a new Daily Monitor poll reveals. Sixty-seven per cent of the respondents said they were either “satisfied” or “very satisfied” with the way Mr Museveni had led the country. However, asked whether President Museveni should stand for re-election next year, 68 per cent said “NO”. Tamale Mirundi, please pass this on to our beloved | ||
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
In case u thought u had better things to do and missed the spectacle!
-Messi 4 - 1 Arsenal
-Gunners Messi-ed up
-Barca send Messi-age
-No(u) camp-ing for gunners
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Bendtner goal (19) - i don't recall what foot he used
Messi goal (21) - left foot
Messi goal (37) - right foot
Messi goal (42) - left foot
Messi goal (88) - left foot
Messi goal - just kidding
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Aha.. abasajja batambuza akapiira,ekisaawe kiringa ekyewunzise..(Mr. Thomas Sekawungu - 2010)
The commentary,though, was d icing on d cake:
At half time...'this is when we normally tell u to stick around for an explosive 2nd half. wel, stick around, barcelona is playing'
The music director was also at d top of his game. just before the restart,black eyed peas' 'i've got a feeling' played in d stadium.
More from the commentator:
-It's quite tiring to play without the ball, probably the worst tie for arsenal.
-Arsenal chasing shadows,they have neva won a European title and now Barca using arsenal to prepare for the el classico
-Arsenal haven't won a trophy since 2005 n now barca making sure it stays that way.
-Messi has developed a dangerous habit of making defenders look ordinary, look at how easily he turns Vermalaen
-My word,bow down before king Messi
-And Messi sticks it between almunia's legs just to remind arsenal that they could have scored many more if they wanted to
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causes one to wonder why sylvestre was being benched in ManUtd..but hey, d professor knows best
Man of the match for arsenal - Gael Clichy
Man of the match for barcelona - __________ fill in d blank rachael (she's my 3yr old niece)
In Wenger we trust!