1.NTV reporter: '.....Kazini was killed by a hit on the head with a 2mm metal bar...'
Pardon me,mister..isnt 2mm about that ' ' wide? wat r we living in? zion?
-i wish all othr suspects wd also b quickly processed n not left to rot on remand.
2.A friend of mine mentioned dat guys mek d best hairdressers...
Meks sense,d inborn rivalry among babes cant permit them to do anything dat would mek their rival stand out,hence the burnt in d drier storiz(yeah,even i have heard thoz). Guys,on the other hand, love to look at nyc looking babes.
3.Uganda Waragi,the SPIRIT dat binds us!!?? seems to me like d devil was behind dat tag line....Be loosed in the name of JESUS!
4.Then thrz d radio one...'Dancing yo soul to eternity'...can literally hia d evil laugh. think on that next time u nod yo head to church heathen n dog si natas n...Lord help us,help mi!!
5.Wen u col me n instead of focusing on u, i throw my hot babe in yo face, tek a hint! i'm actually not complaining wen i se she is God's definition of beautiful. She beat u 2 me n am ecstatic abt that...move on n hope u find anthr like me(tok of a wild goose chase)
6.d arse(bleep) is an exit
7.Nigerian movies r called so 4 a reason....lets leave them thr!
8.At Kazini's(dude has d lol-est nem given d circumstances of his death) requiem mass,Sevo was referred to as d chief mourner! i bet even d wife was feeling sori 4 him 4 his loss
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
looks vs heart
'I know she's not much of a looker but once u knw her, u cant let her go.' 'The problem is dat u guys concentrate more on the looks n not d heart,' he adds in a self righteous tone.
Way to go, bruv...but let's agree to disagree on this one n fault me not for not being God, who can c d heart right away. Riddle me this tho, wen u c ha for the 1st tym, do u notice wat shade of black ha heart is? How do u find out that d heart is pretty?..... allow me to rephrase....wat draws u to say hello?
Is it not the fair skin, toned legs, pure seduction scent,etc? As i was growing up, my dad shared with me 5 fundamentals....allow me to pass them on. He said, 'If u bring home a gal as a wife to be, make sure she:
1. looks hot
2. is born again
3. isn't blonde
4. is hard working
5. isn't broke
n yeah, was in that order.
U c, tis not abt u having angel Gabriel's heart but look like a friend of mine's big toe, think that 'cobra' is d new old spice, have bows that van persie would b jealous of, etc
Tis not about u having d best motherly instincts n the most encouraging words to say n...
Yes, thoz do count...but tis also abt me holding my head up high wit u in my arm at a cocktail party, abt me not walking on the othr side of the road yet we are going to d sem destination n telling u i,m doing it so i can check u out n u buying d excuse, tis abt introducing u 2 my pals n have them shoot themselvz for failing to get thru to u....i cd go on
So my friend, d heart should b beautifully wrapped in a desirable package lest i am not inclined to saying hello n getting her number.
Make sense?
In a nut-shell, it helps to b Joan Murungi ....'nuf said
Way to go, bruv...but let's agree to disagree on this one n fault me not for not being God, who can c d heart right away. Riddle me this tho, wen u c ha for the 1st tym, do u notice wat shade of black ha heart is? How do u find out that d heart is pretty?..... allow me to rephrase....wat draws u to say hello?
Is it not the fair skin, toned legs, pure seduction scent,etc? As i was growing up, my dad shared with me 5 fundamentals....allow me to pass them on. He said, 'If u bring home a gal as a wife to be, make sure she:
1. looks hot
2. is born again
3. isn't blonde
4. is hard working
5. isn't broke
n yeah, was in that order.
U c, tis not abt u having angel Gabriel's heart but look like a friend of mine's big toe, think that 'cobra' is d new old spice, have bows that van persie would b jealous of, etc
Tis not about u having d best motherly instincts n the most encouraging words to say n...
Yes, thoz do count...but tis also abt me holding my head up high wit u in my arm at a cocktail party, abt me not walking on the othr side of the road yet we are going to d sem destination n telling u i,m doing it so i can check u out n u buying d excuse, tis abt introducing u 2 my pals n have them shoot themselvz for failing to get thru to u....i cd go on
So my friend, d heart should b beautifully wrapped in a desirable package lest i am not inclined to saying hello n getting her number.
Make sense?
In a nut-shell, it helps to b Joan Murungi ....'nuf said
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