Thursday, October 29, 2009

Why men should write advice columns

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increas ingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine... Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,

WALTER

7 comments:

  1. More like why men shouldn't write advice columns

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  2. i disagree...he helped ha c wat d prob was

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  3. Looooollll...crazy. that guy, great advice

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  4. btw, open up this space to anonymous commentsl; it'd allow non-conventional platform bloggers, like meself, to say a word

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  5. honeslty am thinking twice about aasking men for advice...

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  6. ladies outta learn to service their vehicles...she wdnt b writing if ha car hadnt broken down!

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