VP Bukenya, Kutesa face Chogm charges

The Director of Public Prosecutions has given Prime Minister Apolo Nsibambi a list of criminal cases arising out of various investigations into the abuse of public funds during the 2007 Commonwealth summit.

Among those featuring on Mr Richard Buteera’s list are Vice President Gilbert Bukenya, Mr Sam Kutesa (Foreign Affairs), Mr John Nasasira (Works), Mr Isaac Musumba (regional cooperation) and Mr Khidu Makubuya (Attorney General).

......Just as i was starting to get excited, it hit me that something wasn't right. I read on for my asnwer...

Security Minister Amama Mbabazi, who was mentioned in the Chogm report by Parliament, however, is not listed in the DPP’s letter.

.......Hmmmm. Someone, please expain this - i may be having a blonde morning

Briton arrested for phone theft

A BRITON claiming to be hard up on Wednesday narrowly survived a mob after he grabbed a sleek cell phone from a Kampala city shop and ran away. Wearing a black shirt, matching trousers and white shoes, Robert Hobson, 55, a retired British Airways engineer, walked to a shop and asked for a phone. “He asked the attendants if they had a BlackBerry phone that would enable him access the Internet,” Monday Johnson Agaba, the Central Police Station crime chief, told The New Vision. The shop, Nokia Phones, is located on Kirumira Towers on William Street in Kampala. An attendant, Barbara Ruth Sseruga, handed Hobson the BlackBerry phone worth sh450,000. “As soon as the attendants handed him the phone, he walked out of the shop without paying for it,” Agaba stated. He hurried out of the building but Sseruga and colleagues made an alarm as they chased the haggard-looking Hobson. He was cornered near Radio One on Dastur Street. The man appeared before the Buganda Road magistrate, Matthias Tumwijuke, and pleaded guilty and was given a caution. Caution,really? I bet you that if it were a Ugandan, he would have been roughed up and placed in the back of a police patrol truck and would have to endure kicks from police boots enroute to remand. Shouldn't this guy have been remanded then deported: That's what they would have done back in his land

Museveni, Kikwete for Nyerere sainthood

PRESIDENT Yoweri Museveni and his Tanzanian counterpart, Jakaya Kikwete, have supported the crusade to declare former Tanzanian president Julius Nyerere a saint.

The two presidents yesterday attended a special service for Nyerere at the Namugongo Martyrs’ Shrine and testified to his goodness, which they said should qualify him for sainthood.

“I am a witness to Nyerere’s devotion. The Bible is clear. It says we shall know them by their fruits not by their words. Tanzania is a country of Christians, Muslims and animists but Mwalimu (Nyerere) was able to unite them by demonstrating that they are all children of God,” Museveni said. ........Will the same be said about you, Mr. President?

“We should continue praying that Nyerere reaches the next stage of being declared blessed of God, and then saint,” he said. ........Transfer this zeal to the fight against corruption

All those in favour of Saint Museveni say aye....

..was that a pin drop?

68% want Museveni to quit in 2011

Ugandans are generally satisfied with the way President Museveni has led the country but almost seven out of every 10 citizens say he should not seek re-election in 2011, a new Daily Monitor poll reveals. Sixty-seven per cent of the respondents said they were either “satisfied” or “very satisfied” with the way Mr Museveni had led the country. However, asked whether President Museveni should stand for re-election next year, 68 per cent said “NO”. Tamale Mirundi, please pass this on to our beloved

In case u thought u had better things to do and missed the spectacle!

But first, the main points:
-Messi 4 - 1 Arsenal
-Gunners Messi-ed up
-Barca send Messi-age
-No(u) camp-ing for gunners
....
Bendtner goal (19) - i don't recall what foot he used
Messi goal (21) - left foot
Messi goal (37) - right foot
Messi goal (42) - left foot
Messi goal (88) - left foot
Messi goal - just kidding
....

Aha.. abasajja batambuza akapiira,ekisaawe kiringa ekyewunzise..(Mr. Thomas Sekawungu - 2010)

The commentary,though, was d icing on d cake:

At half time...'this is when we normally tell u to stick around for an explosive 2nd half. wel, stick around, barcelona is playing'

The music director was also at d top of his game. just before the restart,black eyed peas' 'i've got a feeling' played in d stadium.

More from the commentator:
-It's quite tiring to play without the ball, probably the worst tie for arsenal.
-Arsenal chasing shadows,they have neva won a European title and now Barca using arsenal to prepare for the el classico
-Arsenal haven't won a trophy since 2005 n now barca making sure it stays that way.
-Messi has developed a dangerous habit of making defenders look ordinary, look at how easily he turns Vermalaen
-My word,bow down before king Messi
-And Messi sticks it between almunia's legs just to remind arsenal that they could have scored many more if they wanted to
...

causes one to wonder why sylvestre was being benched in ManUtd..but hey, d professor knows best
Man of the match for arsenal - Gael Clichy
Man of the match for barcelona - __________ fill in d blank rachael (she's my 3yr old niece)

In Wenger we trust!

Random thoughts!

1.NTV reporter: '.....Kazini was killed by a hit on the head with a 2mm metal bar...'
Pardon me,mister..isnt 2mm about that ' ' wide? wat r we living in? zion?
-i wish all othr suspects wd also b quickly processed n not left to rot on remand.

2.A friend of mine mentioned dat guys mek d best hairdressers...
Meks sense,d inborn rivalry among babes cant permit them to do anything dat would mek their rival stand out,hence the burnt in d drier storiz(yeah,even i have heard thoz). Guys,on the other hand, love to look at nyc looking babes.

3.Uganda Waragi,the SPIRIT dat binds us!!?? seems to me like d devil was behind dat tag line....Be loosed in the name of JESUS!

4.Then thrz d radio one...'Dancing yo soul to eternity'...can literally hia d evil laugh. think on that next time u nod yo head to church heathen n dog si natas n...Lord help us,help mi!!

5.Wen u col me n instead of focusing on u, i throw my hot babe in yo face, tek a hint! i'm actually not complaining wen i se she is God's definition of beautiful. She beat u 2 me n am ecstatic abt that...move on n hope u find anthr like me(tok of a wild goose chase)

6.d arse(bleep) is an exit

7.Nigerian movies r called so 4 a reason....lets leave them thr!

8.At Kazini's(dude has d lol-est nem given d circumstances of his death) requiem mass,Sevo was referred to as d chief mourner! i bet even d wife was feeling sori 4 him 4 his loss

looks vs heart

'I know she's not much of a looker but once u knw her, u cant let her go.' 'The problem is dat u guys concentrate more on the looks n not d heart,' he adds in a self righteous tone.
Way to go, bruv...but let's agree to disagree on this one n fault me not for not being God, who can c d heart right away. Riddle me this tho, wen u c ha for the 1st tym, do u notice wat shade of black ha heart is? How do u find out that d heart is pretty?..... allow me to rephrase....wat draws u to say hello?
Is it not the fair skin, toned legs, pure seduction scent,etc? As i was growing up, my dad shared with me 5 fundamentals....allow me to pass them on. He said, 'If u bring home a gal as a wife to be, make sure she:
1. looks hot
2. is born again
3. isn't blonde
4. is hard working
5. isn't broke
n yeah, was in that order.
U c, tis not abt u having angel Gabriel's heart but look like a friend of mine's big toe, think that 'cobra' is d new old spice, have bows that van persie would b jealous of, etc
Tis not about u having d best motherly instincts n the most encouraging words to say n...
Yes, thoz do count...but tis also abt me holding my head up high wit u in my arm at a cocktail party, abt me not walking on the othr side of the road yet we are going to d sem destination n telling u i,m doing it so i can check u out n u buying d excuse, tis abt introducing u 2 my pals n have them shoot themselvz for failing to get thru to u....i cd go on
So my friend, d heart should b beautifully wrapped in a desirable package lest i am not inclined to saying hello n getting her number.
Make sense?
In a nut-shell, it helps to b Joan Murungi ....'nuf said