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‘I’m not bothered,’ Museveni on depreciating shilling

2011-07-07T23:21:00.000-07:00

Speaking in Kampala at the launch of his wife Janet Kataha Museveni’s autobiography, My Life’s Journey, on Wednesday, President Museveni took a dig at those who rely on imported food stuffs and said he has little concern over currency fluctuations.

“For me I only eat traditional food. I don’t change,” he said. “When you have problems of imported food, for me am not bothered…I am not concerned because all the food am eating is local.”

The President’s comments will not offer any solace to traders and consumers of imported food and comes on the heels of a two day strike which entered its second day today. Mr Museveni said his menu is limited to homegrown food, something that cushions him from the vagaries of global currency wars.

Mr Museveni said that while he has heard the cries of his countrymen who say, “The dollar has gone up so what shall we eat?”, he is not bothered by the recent spikes in the dollar exchange rates.

The traders closed their businesses in protest at the rapid loss of value in the shilling, unfair competition and an apparent increase in the fee for trading licenses. The traders say they are also troubled because they pay taxes on imports to the country’s tax body in dollars rather than in shillings, exposing them to the swings in exchange rates.

How did we get to this? Oh, i know...YOU voted wisely! KUDOZ!

Each MP to get Shs190m for vehicles

2011-05-30T00:43:00.000-07:00

After the MPs demanded a pay raise to protect themselves from the biting inflation, it has also emerged that authorities in Parliament are quietly negotiating with officials in government to increase MPs’ motor vehicle acquisition fund from Shs60 million to Shs192 million.

Ms Justine Lumumba, the new Housing Minister and a former Parliamentary Commissioner, told reporters on Friday that the commission sanctioned a Shs190 million car grant for each MP. There are 375 MPs in the Ninth Parliament. This means taxpayers will have to fork out more than Shs71.2 billion to buy new vehicles for MPs. However, Ms Lumumba said the cost and the modalities will be subject to discussion with the Ministry of Finance.

“We are still in negotiation with Ministry of Finance… everything has gone up, prices have doubled and others even tripled. To get sound vehicles we need this money to facilitate members,” she said. “After our negotiations, a decision will be made whether to buy new cars for MPs or give them money to top-up.”

It has also emerged that Speaker Rebecca Kadaga and her deputy Jacob Oulanyah have already acquired brand new vehicles at Shs419 million each—replacing the old fleet. The vehicles were bought from Spear Motors. “The vehicles for the Speaker and Deputy were old and we needed to replace them,” Parliament’s Public Relations Officer Helen Kawesa said on Friday. “They were bought 10 years ago, they had mechanical problems and a decision was made to have these vehicles replaced.” She added: “We followed all the procurement rules and the process was transparent. This purchase started six months ago.”

On Thursday, the lawmakers chased away journalists and stopped coverage of a plenary debate where they reportedly agreed to push for a pay raise in a move, according to sources, which is intended to shield them from rising cost of living biting other Ugandans.

Ms Kawesa later cited sections of parliamentary rules that allow ejecting journalists if their presence during discussion will threaten national security. But when asked if indeed MPs’ pay is a matter of national security, Ms Kawesa replied: “MPs requested a closed session because there were issues they wanted to discuss. There was no mischief. It’s only that the new MPs wanted privacy. They were not comfortable with the presence of the press.”

...posho now goes for UGX 4000 per kilo...just saying. But yet again, who cares?

Museveni explains Ssekandi, Mbabazi appointments

2011-05-27T02:32:00.001-07:00

Mr Museveni on Tuesday informed the NRM Caucus sitting at State House Entebbe that he has appointed former Parliament Speaker, Edward Ssekandi, and outgoing security minister, Amama Mbabazi, as the next Vice President and Prime Minister, respectively.

Mr Sekandi, the Bukoto East MP, is a “clean, trustworthy and consistent person,” the President is quoted as saying. Mr Museveni says Mr Mbabazi’s strength includes being NRM’s “most ideologically reliable cadre; discipline and vast legal knowledge”.

......IMO, Sekandi has received a well deserved reward for his role in throwing away term limits, rubbishing the CHOGM corruption report, etc.

Mbabazi's appointment is yet again a confirmation that: 1. there are untouchables in gov't and 2. corruption is here to stay as long as M7 is at the helm.

...i can now throw up!

Besigye detained under colonial law

2011-05-27T02:31:00.000-07:00

Police invoked the Criminal Procedure Code, a colonial era and rarely applied law, to stop Dr Kizza Besigye from leaving his Kasangati home in Wakiso District.

The opposition politician, however, is not under ‘house arrest’, the Force’s spokesperson Judith Nabakooba, said in a statement. She said Dr Besigye’s declaration of resuming the walk-to-work demonstration against high fuel and commodity prices – after a two-week lull due to ill-health following his violent arrest by security forces on April 28 - without involving them constituted an “illegal act”.

Dr Besigye yesterday said: “I am back here to consult my lawyers on this concept of preventive detention because I don’t know [about] it. I think court will listen to me and restrain these oppressors from infringing on my rights.”

“What they are doing is typical of [former presidents] Amin, Obote times. And I think this government is trying to bring back such obnoxious laws like President Museveni has repeatedly stated, and funny enough they have started applying one even before enacting it,” he said.

....2 steps forward and 25 backwards, perhaps?!

Let's end this

2010-06-22T06:09:00.000-07:00

THE one-and-half-year-old boy kidnapped from Bugolobi, an upscale Kampala suburb, three weeks ago, was yesterday found killed in a swamp in a Kamwokya slum.

Three people are being held in connection with the kidnap and murder of the boy, a son to Sven Karekaho of the Uganda Revenue Authority and Naome Karekaho, the spokesperson of the environment watchdog, NEMA.

The family was too devastated by the murder.

If this doesn't break your heart, i don't know what will! Allow me, therefore, to suggest possible ways of proceeding that will not only ensure that the suspects give up credible info but will also send a stern message to would be copycats.

Warning: Some methods suggested in this post are likely to offend those sensitive to images of pain and blood

1. The Hand Saw: straight down the line brutality

Torture devices don’t come more downright extreme than the Hand Saw, and the diagram leaves little to the imagination. The victim was hung upside down to supply the brain with oxygen and slow down the blood loss so that they didn’t lose consciousness and died a suitably slow and excruciating death.

This cheap but effective two-man torture method was used to cut people in half throughout the Middle Ages, with those accused of adultery and blasphemy among the many who felt the Saw’s teeth bite. In Russia it seems to have been a favourite with judges for witches impregnated by “nightmare devils” or even by Satan himself. Now there’s an argument in favour of contraception.

2.The Guided Cradle: intruding where it really hurts

OK, let’s get this over with: an excruciating looking instrument sometimes referred to as the Judas Cradle or Chair. The accused was sat on top of a pyramid-shaped seat, with the point implanted rudely in their naked nether regions.

Some theories suggest the idea was to stretch and slowly impale the victim, with weights perhaps added to their legs. Others reckon the emphasis lay on hoisting and repeatedly lowering the victim onto the tip, varying the pressure while keeping them awake – hence its other name: the Vigil. Either way, it was pretty near unbearable. Apparently originally designed to get people to talk without causing undue injury and breakage of bones, it could still easily break the skin – while also leaving a few mental scars – and was potentially fatal. Heard enough?

3.Lead sprinkler

This tool, which kinda reminds me of a holy water sprinkler, was filled with either molten lead, tar, boiling oil or boiling water, then used to bless, errr, torture its victims by dripping its contents on their stomach, back and other body parts. Sounds like standard S&M practice to me, only with a greater deal of pain.

4.The Wheel

This device is known by many names, such as breaking wheel and Catherine wheel, but it only means one thing to those who perished by this means: pure agony.

The Wheel is more like an execution device, but the hours before actual death is excruciating. The victim is tied to the side of the wheel, then gets every bone in his body shattered one by one by an executioner using a hammer or an iron bar. Victims of this form of torture often took hours, or even days to die. Some were “fortunate” enough to be granted “mercy”, in the form of fatal blows to the chest or stomach.

5.Revolving Drum

Think of this one as somewhat akin to grating cheese, only this one grates a human torso ever so slowly. A popular tool in Spain for extracting information from prisoners many years ago, the Revolving Drum calls for victims to be put into it face down, their heads through the upper pillory and their legs firmly strapped. Their torsos pressed against a spiked drum, the prisoners are then asked questions. Any sign of resistance, and the torturer then slowly rotates the drum one full revolution. This process is repeated, and torturers even go to the extent of placing weights on the backs of victims to further press their torsos towards the spiked drum and cause more pain. The result, naturally, is death by very slow disembowelment.

6.Rat Torture

This method tortures both man and rodent, but it is man who tends to end up dying a horrifying death. A victim is completely restrained, and a full-grown rat is placed upon his or her stomach. The rat will be confined within a cage placed on top of it, which would then be heated, freaking the rat out enough to frantically burrow its way into the only way out: the victim's stomach and intestines.

7. GOLOLA!

.....Please feel free to suggest any more results oriented methods that i may have missed.

National prayers set for Sunday

2010-06-18T01:14:00.000-07:00

WITH so much sin taking place in the country, the President has declared Sunday, June 20, a national day of prayer and repentance.
The President said in a statement that while God has blessed the country with peace, security, democracy and economic growth, Ugandans are indulging in immoral acts that might lead to God’s furry. He cited corruption, sexual perversion, human sacrifice and witchcraft as some of the immoral acts rampant these days.

Being the Christian that i am, i know for certain that the prayer of a RIGHTEOUS man yields much. (that's if you are praying to the one and only true God)
But i also know that God works through us to do His work on earth. A friend once told a story of how she prayed day in and out for God to deal with her itchy scalp. One day after her prayer session, God told her to wash it!
I believe in prayer, but i also believe in not ignoring reports by commissions of inquiry,...
Oh Uganda, may God uphold thee

Kiboko Squad whips Besigye

2010-06-10T01:59:00.000-07:00

Dr Kizza Besigye, the Forum for Democratic Change president, was yesterday flogged by policemen and members of the Kiboko Squad vigilante group as he led a demonstration against the Electoral Commission in Kampala.

The incident occurred at Clock Tower Playground where his supporters had gathered for a second rally after the first one failed when the police cordoned off the Railway ground where it was scheduled to take place.

It took about five minutes for FDC youth league members; Michael Kabaziguruka, Francis Mwijukye, Frank Atukunda and Sam Mugumya to rescue Dr Besigye. He would later say that Inspector General of Police, Maj. Gen. Kale Kayihura, issued the order for him to beaten. “Beating me means nothing because I am ready to die if that is the only way of saving this country,” Dr Besigye said. “We shall die rather than live under a terrorist regime.”

...This 'kiboko' squad made an appearance a few years back but the police denied awareness of their existence. What bothers me is how the always conveniently show up on behalf of the police.

(in Besigye's accent)..Kaihura! Kaihura!

Student suspended for flashing ‘V’ sign at Museveni rally

2010-06-09T03:26:00.001-07:00

A student of Sebei College, Tegeres in Kapchorwa has been expelled indefinitely from school for allegedly flashing the “V” sign, a presumed opposition symbol, in full view of President Museveni.

Joshua Wambede, a Senior Two student, allegedly made the sign as President Museveni toured the school and took pictures with students. “This angered many officials at this function and has been viewed as a sign of indiscipline on the side of a student,” headmaster Fredrick Chesang Sindet wrote in a June 7 letter to the boy’s parents. “He has therefore been suspended indefinitely pending the decision of the Board of Governors,” Mr Sindet wrote. Mr Museveni visited the school on Sunday as part of his Bonna Baggagawale popularisation tour in the far eastern district.

The boy’s mother, Ms Norah Muduli, said the school had no reason to dismiss her son. “I feel so disappointed and depressed that my son had to be sent away from school for such a reason,” a sobbing Ms Muduli told Daily Monitor yesterday. “When I visited the school this morning, the entire administration was hostile towards me. The headmaster and teachers were abusive and disrespectful,” she said.

...i thought we were living in a democracy. Your excellency, please respond.

VP Bukenya, Kutesa face Chogm charges

2010-06-09T03:25:00.002-07:00

The Director of Public Prosecutions has given Prime Minister Apolo Nsibambi a list of criminal cases arising out of various investigations into the abuse of public funds during the 2007 Commonwealth summit.

Among those featuring on Mr Richard Buteera’s list are Vice President Gilbert Bukenya, Mr Sam Kutesa (Foreign Affairs), Mr John Nasasira (Works), Mr Isaac Musumba (regional cooperation) and Mr Khidu Makubuya (Attorney General).

......Just as i was starting to get excited, it hit me that something wasn't right. I read on for my asnwer...

Security Minister Amama Mbabazi, who was mentioned in the Chogm report by Parliament, however, is not listed in the DPP’s letter.

.......Hmmmm. Someone, please expain this - i may be having a blonde morning

Briton arrested for phone theft

2010-06-09T03:25:00.001-07:00

A BRITON claiming to be hard up on Wednesday narrowly survived a mob after he grabbed a sleek cell phone from a Kampala city shop and ran away.

Wearing a black shirt, matching trousers and white shoes, Robert Hobson, 55, a retired British Airways engineer, walked to a shop and asked for a phone.

“He asked the attendants if they had a BlackBerry phone that would enable him access the Internet,” Monday Johnson Agaba, the Central Police Station crime chief, told The New Vision. The shop, Nokia Phones, is located on Kirumira Towers on William Street in Kampala.

An attendant, Barbara Ruth Sseruga, handed Hobson the BlackBerry phone worth sh450,000. “As soon as the attendants handed him the phone, he walked out of the shop without paying for it,” Agaba stated.

He hurried out of the building but Sseruga and colleagues made an alarm as they chased the haggard-looking Hobson. He was cornered near Radio One on Dastur Street.

The man appeared before the Buganda Road magistrate, Matthias Tumwijuke, and pleaded guilty and was given a caution.

Caution,really? I bet you that if it were a Ugandan, he would have been roughed up and placed in the back of a police patrol truck and would have to endure kicks from police boots enroute to remand. Shouldn't this guy have been remanded then deported:

That's what they would have done back in his land

Museveni, Kikwete for Nyerere sainthood

2010-06-09T03:24:00.002-07:00

PRESIDENT Yoweri Museveni and his Tanzanian counterpart, Jakaya Kikwete, have supported the crusade to declare former Tanzanian president Julius Nyerere a saint.

The two presidents yesterday attended a special service for Nyerere at the Namugongo Martyrs’ Shrine and testified to his goodness, which they said should qualify him for sainthood.

“I am a witness to Nyerere’s devotion. The Bible is clear. It says we shall know them by their fruits not by their words. Tanzania is a country of Christians, Muslims and animists but Mwalimu (Nyerere) was able to unite them by demonstrating that they are all children of God,” Museveni said. ........Will the same be said about you, Mr. President?

“We should continue praying that Nyerere reaches the next stage of being declared blessed of God, and then saint,” he said. ........Transfer this zeal to the fight against corruption

All those in favour of Saint Museveni say aye....

..was that a pin drop?

68% want Museveni to quit in 2011

2010-06-09T03:24:00.001-07:00

Ugandans are generally satisfied with the way President Museveni has led the country but almost seven out of every 10 citizens say he should not seek re-election in 2011, a new Daily Monitor poll reveals.

Sixty-seven per cent of the respondents said they were either “satisfied” or “very satisfied” with the way Mr Museveni had led the country. However, asked whether President Museveni should stand for re-election next year, 68 per cent said “NO”.

Tamale Mirundi, please pass this on to our beloved

In case u thought u had better things to do and missed the spectacle!

2010-04-07T07:11:00.000-07:00

But first, the main points:
-Messi 4 - 1 Arsenal
-Gunners Messi-ed up
-Barca send Messi-age
-No(u) camp-ing for gunners
....
Bendtner goal (19) - i don't recall what foot he used
Messi goal (21) - left foot
Messi goal (37) - right foot
Messi goal (42) - left foot
Messi goal (88) - left foot
Messi goal - just kidding
....

Aha.. abasajja batambuza akapiira,ekisaawe kiringa ekyewunzise..(Mr. Thomas Sekawungu - 2010)

The commentary,though, was d icing on d cake:

At half time...'this is when we normally tell u to stick around for an explosive 2nd half. wel, stick around, barcelona is playing'

The music director was also at d top of his game. just before the restart,black eyed peas' 'i've got a feeling' played in d stadium.

More from the commentator:
-It's quite tiring to play without the ball, probably the worst tie for arsenal.
-Arsenal chasing shadows,they have neva won a European title and now Barca using arsenal to prepare for the el classico
-Arsenal haven't won a trophy since 2005 n now barca making sure it stays that way.
-Messi has developed a dangerous habit of making defenders look ordinary, look at how easily he turns Vermalaen
-My word,bow down before king Messi
-And Messi sticks it between almunia's legs just to remind arsenal that they could have scored many more if they wanted to
...

causes one to wonder why sylvestre was being benched in ManUtd..but hey, d professor knows best
Man of the match for arsenal - Gael Clichy
Man of the match for barcelona - __________ fill in d blank rachael (she's my 3yr old niece)

In Wenger we trust!

Random thoughts!

2009-11-12T02:58:00.001-08:00

1.NTV reporter: '.....Kazini was killed by a hit on the head with a 2mm metal bar...'
Pardon me,mister..isnt 2mm about that ' ' wide? wat r we living in? zion?
-i wish all othr suspects wd also b quickly processed n not left to rot on remand.

2.A friend of mine mentioned dat guys mek d best hairdressers...
Meks sense,d inborn rivalry among babes cant permit them to do anything dat would mek their rival stand out,hence the burnt in d drier storiz(yeah,even i have heard thoz). Guys,on the other hand, love to look at nyc looking babes.

3.Uganda Waragi,the SPIRIT dat binds us!!?? seems to me like d devil was behind dat tag line....Be loosed in the name of JESUS!

4.Then thrz d radio one...'Dancing yo soul to eternity'...can literally hia d evil laugh. think on that next time u nod yo head to church heathen n dog si natas n...Lord help us,help mi!!

5.Wen u col me n instead of focusing on u, i throw my hot babe in yo face, tek a hint! i'm actually not complaining wen i se she is God's definition of beautiful. She beat u 2 me n am ecstatic abt that...move on n hope u find anthr like me(tok of a wild goose chase)

6.d arse(bleep) is an exit

7.Nigerian movies r called so 4 a reason....lets leave them thr!

8.At Kazini's(dude has d lol-est nem given d circumstances of his death) requiem mass,Sevo was referred to as d chief mourner! i bet even d wife was feeling sori 4 him 4 his loss

looks vs heart

2009-11-02T00:59:00.000-08:00

'I know she's not much of a looker but once u knw her, u cant let her go.' 'The problem is dat u guys concentrate more on the looks n not d heart,' he adds in a self righteous tone.
Way to go, bruv...but let's agree to disagree on this one n fault me not for not being God, who can c d heart right away. Riddle me this tho, wen u c ha for the 1st tym, do u notice wat shade of black ha heart is? How do u find out that d heart is pretty?..... allow me to rephrase....wat draws u to say hello?
Is it not the fair skin, toned legs, pure seduction scent,etc? As i was growing up, my dad shared with me 5 fundamentals....allow me to pass them on. He said, 'If u bring home a gal as a wife to be, make sure she:
1. looks hot
2. is born again
3. isn't blonde
4. is hard working
5. isn't broke
n yeah, was in that order.
U c, tis not abt u having angel Gabriel's heart but look like a friend of mine's big toe, think that 'cobra' is d new old spice, have bows that van persie would b jealous of, etc
Tis not about u having d best motherly instincts n the most encouraging words to say n...
Yes, thoz do count...but tis also abt me holding my head up high wit u in my arm at a cocktail party, abt me not walking on the othr side of the road yet we are going to d sem destination n telling u i,m doing it so i can check u out n u buying d excuse, tis abt introducing u 2 my pals n have them shoot themselvz for failing to get thru to u....i cd go on
So my friend, d heart should b beautifully wrapped in a desirable package lest i am not inclined to saying hello n getting her number.
Make sense?
In a nut-shell, it helps to b Joan Murungi ....'nuf said

Theatre of reality!

2009-10-29T02:06:00.001-07:00

Ok Fergie, time to throw the bouqet. Oi, Rafa stand next to Voyeur & Potato. Shut up Sven, BE CHAMPIONS !!!

Why men should write advice columns

2009-10-29T01:51:00.000-07:00

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increas ingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine... Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,

WALTER

did u know?!

2009-10-29T01:50:00.001-07:00

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

2009-10-29T01:48:00.000-07:00

1.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
3.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
4.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
5.One word: Flatulence!
6.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
7.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
8.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
9.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
10.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
11.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
12.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
13.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
14.Shadow box.
15.Lean against the button panel.
16.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
17.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
18.Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Fun at Your Local Pool

2009-10-29T01:47:00.000-07:00

1.Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

2.Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.

3.Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''

4.Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.

5.Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.''

6.Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''

7.Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.

8.Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

9.Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.

10.Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.

11.Try to negotiate the price of getting in.

12.Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.

13.Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

Fill in d missing nem!

2009-10-29T01:46:00.001-07:00

................. gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at............... and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting,"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."

proof BO's not really black

2009-10-29T01:44:00.000-07:00

Dats d ugliest piece of crap i've seen!!
Yet its his idea of a presidential limo
Why not stretch out an hummer/escalade with 18" spinners for shoes?

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Told u b4 n i say it again......dude isnt one of us!!
(waving fist)Power to d REAL black pipo!!!

50 n 1 things about mi

2009-10-29T01:43:00.000-07:00

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yeah....me
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Pliz repeat the question
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? P.1.G
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? ol in gud time
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I would b in love wit me
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Sir Arsene Wenger
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Help me out Jo
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? does cerelac count?
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? i un-buckle my shoes
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? depends on who i'm having it with
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their eyes
15. RED OR PINK? as car paint or underwear?
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I sometimes come across as proud(so i've been told)...pipo smtymz miss d dove dat i am
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My mum....by d time i get up,she's gone n wen i get home,she's olredi in bed(most of d time)
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? naah,just a few
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black n black
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the generator outside n d accountant toking
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? power to d black pipo!
23. FAVORITE SMELL? Pork on a barbe grill
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Joanitta Murungi
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Soccer
27. HAIR COLOR? Black
28. EYE COLOR? Brown.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? they r in me phone
30. FAVORITE FOOD? pork
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? anything but:nigerian,south american soaps,love stories.....in short,nothing girlie or blonde
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Redline
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? light blue
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer
35. HUGS OR KISSES? depends.....from who?
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? (wink)
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ….
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? …..
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? just read my bible
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a mouse
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Quest means business
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? d roar of a subaru impreza wrx sti
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? neither
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Lavington
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? i have God's ear
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Mulago Hospital
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? ...
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? i escorted my bade on one of his benching sprees
49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? wats in d cup?
50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

1. God
2. Joanitta
3.Daddy
4.Me
5.Stil up for grabs

51. BEST ATTRIBUTES: hav we met?

i loathe 'el cuerpo del deseo'!

2009-10-29T01:41:00.000-07:00

also called 'second chance' n 'ebikopo bya deleseo'
to think that a lovely sunday eve shd b punctuated by such mediocrity!
dat u cant catch a 7pm movie coz NTV rocks ha world at 8pm.......sori guys
not to mention d lame acting...
d lack of sensible plot...
'but d guy is really good looking,'they say...which is ok,coming from d babes(wil get bak to u soon)
wat abt d guys,wats yo reason?

1.u also find him good looking?
2.u want to be able to hold a conversation wit d gals d next day?
3.u think tis d buzz abt twn so u dont wanna b left out
if yo ans is 1:
u r gay!....'nuf said(refer to http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=68279817773 ...seem familiar?)
if yo ans is 2:
dats why u is stil single...u c,ol u r to them is this nice guy dat can hang wit d gals. wat they actually want is macho n not 'swit',in short, u r gay!
if yo ans is 3:
u hang ard d wrong crew but love it anyway...in othr words,u guessed it...u r gay!

as for d babes,
u r supposed to b d pipo dat drive on this nation,d reason we r ol hia,d neck dat turns d head...etc
why then do u jeopardize d vey future we r trying to make bright? allow me to xplain
....ever wondered why d show doesn't appear on piratebay.org n no one readily dwnloads it like lets say house,PB,24?
....ever wondered why,as u watch,thr is actually nothing to figure out?
....why even wen u miss d show for a month, u can stil follow?
....why d kidz dat watch house,PB,24 do beta in skul than thoz that watch 'dat show'?
....why dat guy didnt ask for yo number afta dat date?
if u,our mothers,r prone to this vice,think of our precious young ones.

tis from brazil,right? Ronaldo n co.,pliz stik to d soccer!

*Thank u baby, for not falling prey to this wave n for being d classy babe i always thought u is....i love u Jo,me future is always bright wit u as me teammate.*

'nuf said